1 00:00:27,000 --> 00:00:30,958 What is youth? A dream 2 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:36,500 What is love? The content of the dream 3 00:00:36,541 --> 00:00:39,083 - Ready for the Lake Race? - Yeah! 4 00:00:39,125 --> 00:00:41,750 3, 2, 1... go! 5 00:00:43,916 --> 00:00:47,708 You must drink a full case on the race around the lake. 6 00:00:47,750 --> 00:00:50,250 One beer per person at each bench. 7 00:00:57,541 --> 00:01:01,041 Each team has an umpire who ensures the case is brought back. 8 00:01:01,083 --> 00:01:04,916 The umpire is not allowed to drink the beers. 9 00:01:07,416 --> 00:01:11,500 If you vomit as a team, one minute will be deducted. 10 00:01:11,541 --> 00:01:13,666 Wait, wait... 11 00:01:15,500 --> 00:01:18,958 When you return to the bench, you drink the last beer. 12 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:21,791 The winner gets the bottle deposits. 13 00:02:05,416 --> 00:02:07,916 Take it down a notch. 14 00:02:09,208 --> 00:02:11,875 Show some consideration. 15 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:16,541 Get over here. 16 00:02:52,875 --> 00:02:56,166 A film by Thomas Vinterberg 17 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,291 They call him Fjonk. 18 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:13,791 Red hair, Thor's hammer necklace. It was him and his friend. 19 00:03:13,833 --> 00:03:17,083 - Where did he get the handcuffs? - We don't know. 20 00:03:17,125 --> 00:03:22,458 But he cuffed the poor ticket inspector to a rail, and then they partied on. 21 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:26,750 It's okay to have fun, but it's gone overboard. 22 00:03:26,791 --> 00:03:32,250 Maybe we should have a zero-alcohol policy all of next semester. 23 00:03:32,291 --> 00:03:33,666 Right. 24 00:03:34,875 --> 00:03:39,250 - How do they intend to uphold that? - It's like shutting down the Freetown. 25 00:03:40,958 --> 00:03:44,500 - Sune, you'll do the warm-up today. - Yes. 26 00:03:44,541 --> 00:03:49,500 - Come. - Okay. Follow me. Let's go. 27 00:03:51,375 --> 00:03:54,250 Speed it up. 28 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:59,666 - No cutting corners. - Right... 29 00:04:04,916 --> 00:04:06,541 Looking good. 30 00:04:13,375 --> 00:04:18,541 Open to the page of 31 00:04:24,416 --> 00:04:29,250 'In Denmark I Was Born'. Open your books. Come on. 32 00:04:30,958 --> 00:04:34,833 Let's hear how rusty you are. Yes. 33 00:04:35,583 --> 00:04:42,458 In Denmark I was born, here my home is... 34 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:46,083 What is psychology? 35 00:04:46,125 --> 00:04:50,041 Can anyone tell me what psychology is? 36 00:04:50,083 --> 00:04:56,333 Psychology is the scientific study of human psychological processes - 37 00:04:56,375 --> 00:04:59,541 - which is what we'll work on the coming year. 38 00:04:59,583 --> 00:05:03,500 Why do we behave, experience and react as we do? 39 00:05:09,541 --> 00:05:15,791 And the Industrial Age is the period in world history - 40 00:05:15,833 --> 00:05:19,375 - when Western societies - 41 00:05:19,416 --> 00:05:23,125 - based on their technological progress - 42 00:05:23,166 --> 00:05:29,958 - started the process that created the foundation for the modern world. 43 00:05:31,916 --> 00:05:34,541 The invention of new technology... 44 00:05:34,583 --> 00:05:37,750 Excuse me. Weren't we talking about Churchill? 45 00:05:37,791 --> 00:05:41,750 Yes, that's right. Let's focus on that. 46 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:45,166 Churchill, the World War... let's focus on that. 47 00:05:45,208 --> 00:05:48,583 - World War 2? - No, World War 1. 48 00:05:48,625 --> 00:05:52,375 And thus... the Industrial Age. 49 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:58,833 - So, Churchill was First Lord of... - This has gone bonkers. 50 00:06:00,208 --> 00:06:04,208 Malthe, is there another lesson you have to attend right now? 51 00:06:09,416 --> 00:06:13,666 - Did you hand in your report? - Yes. 52 00:06:14,583 --> 00:06:18,625 - Did it feel good? - It was okay. 53 00:06:28,458 --> 00:06:32,708 Okay, I'm off. I'm on nights all week. 54 00:06:32,750 --> 00:06:35,958 - Anika? - See you tomorrow. 55 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:39,291 Anika... 56 00:06:40,666 --> 00:06:44,750 - Have I become boring? - What do you mean? 57 00:06:45,916 --> 00:06:48,541 Do you find me boring? 58 00:06:48,583 --> 00:06:52,125 Compared to what? When you were young or...? 59 00:06:52,166 --> 00:06:54,250 Yes. 60 00:07:02,666 --> 00:07:05,791 You're not the same Martin I first met. 61 00:07:05,833 --> 00:07:09,375 Right... okay. 62 00:07:23,458 --> 00:07:25,875 Martin? 63 00:07:25,916 --> 00:07:30,125 You have the seniors in history, right? 64 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,125 Yes. 65 00:07:32,166 --> 00:07:35,833 Uhm, they've tried to reach you on school-intra. 66 00:07:35,875 --> 00:07:41,125 They want to meet with you. Are you available this afternoon? 67 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:43,708 Yes... 68 00:07:43,750 --> 00:07:46,416 Sure, that's fine. 69 00:07:46,458 --> 00:07:49,166 What's it about? 70 00:07:49,208 --> 00:07:51,333 Just talk to them. 71 00:07:56,500 --> 00:08:01,875 Oh, hi. I thought I'd just be meeting with a couple of you. 72 00:08:01,916 --> 00:08:06,375 We've gathered those of us who could on such short notice. 73 00:08:06,416 --> 00:08:09,458 Yes... well... 74 00:08:09,500 --> 00:08:11,500 So, here I am. 75 00:08:13,375 --> 00:08:17,958 Our children may be called upon to do an exam in history with you. 76 00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:22,000 - We need to talk about that. - Of course. 77 00:08:26,291 --> 00:08:29,250 There's great pressure - 78 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:33,541 - on the admittance requirements to the universities they want to attend. 79 00:08:33,583 --> 00:08:38,500 So it's not exactly good news if they have to take an exam with you. 80 00:08:38,541 --> 00:08:40,666 I see. 81 00:08:41,875 --> 00:08:44,958 I need you to elaborate on that. 82 00:08:46,083 --> 00:08:51,708 It's so uncomfortable to say this... but a C+ really drags down your average. 83 00:08:51,750 --> 00:08:55,416 It's History A, so it counts double. 84 00:08:56,541 --> 00:08:59,375 And you seem so indifferent... 85 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:04,541 No, I'm not indifferent. 86 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:11,875 It's not easy to learn when you've got your head stuck in your phone. 87 00:09:11,916 --> 00:09:14,583 Maybe you should... 88 00:09:19,791 --> 00:09:25,208 But I'll take note of it and try to work something out. 89 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:31,083 Whether that means another teacher or... 90 00:09:31,125 --> 00:09:33,916 I'd like to say something. 91 00:09:33,958 --> 00:09:37,208 What you said about the Easter Crisis... 92 00:09:37,250 --> 00:09:40,458 Totally confusing. Right? 93 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:55,625 Jonas! Please put back the bike when you borrow it. 94 00:09:55,666 --> 00:09:59,916 - But I didn't. Ask Kasper. - I never touched it. 95 00:10:02,166 --> 00:10:06,833 - Where are you going? - To Nikolaj's 40th. Didn't I tell you? 96 00:10:06,875 --> 00:10:10,250 Oh, right. Fine. 97 00:10:13,083 --> 00:10:16,708 It won't be late. I'll take the car. 98 00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:18,708 Okay. 99 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:30,083 - Anika, do you have a minute... - Look, just stop it. There's pizza. 100 00:10:30,125 --> 00:10:32,166 Just get one out. 101 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:35,166 - See you. - See you later. 102 00:10:35,208 --> 00:10:37,833 Bye, Martin! 103 00:10:40,375 --> 00:10:43,458 Okay, I'm off now, boys. 104 00:10:44,791 --> 00:10:46,541 Where are you going? 105 00:10:46,583 --> 00:10:51,833 Out to dinner. Nikolaj's birthday. Didn't I tell you? 106 00:10:51,875 --> 00:10:54,708 Dunno. 107 00:10:54,750 --> 00:10:57,375 It won't be late. 108 00:10:58,291 --> 00:11:01,833 Mom's on night duty, and there's pizza in the freezer. 109 00:11:02,625 --> 00:11:06,583 - Hello? Pizza in the freezer. - Sure. 110 00:11:28,041 --> 00:11:32,333 Tommy? So, are we leaving? 111 00:11:32,375 --> 00:11:37,791 - Never saw you in a suit before. - It's from the days with Mette. 112 00:11:37,833 --> 00:11:40,166 The socks, too? 113 00:11:40,208 --> 00:11:44,000 What? Oh, right. No one'll notice. 114 00:11:45,125 --> 00:11:48,750 How's she doing? Mette. 115 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:51,166 Mette? 116 00:11:52,791 --> 00:11:55,041 I don't know. 117 00:11:55,083 --> 00:11:58,166 It has to pee. It can hardly walk anymore. 118 00:11:58,875 --> 00:12:00,791 There... 119 00:12:03,166 --> 00:12:07,625 There, Laban. That's right. 120 00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:11,375 Yeah... there. Have a little pee. 121 00:12:11,416 --> 00:12:14,125 I just need to help it get started. 122 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,458 There, a little pee. 123 00:12:20,625 --> 00:12:23,000 Good boy. 124 00:12:23,041 --> 00:12:24,916 I'm driving. A soda, please. 125 00:12:24,958 --> 00:12:27,958 - No lemon. - No lemon, very well. 126 00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,291 I have a bit of work to do for tomorrow. 127 00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:34,291 - The rest of us are having bubbles. - Sounds great. 128 00:12:34,333 --> 00:12:38,083 I have a champagne here from 2013. 129 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,500 There you go, a nice glass for you. 130 00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:45,916 What characterizes this champagne is the mineral notes. 131 00:12:45,958 --> 00:12:50,791 If you close your eyes, you'll envision ripe French fields. 132 00:12:50,833 --> 00:12:55,708 - Damn, this is good. - Draft beer and champagne. 133 00:12:55,750 --> 00:12:57,541 Wait with the beer, okay? 134 00:12:57,583 --> 00:13:01,041 But how are you? You're 40 today! 135 00:13:01,083 --> 00:13:04,875 Okay... How the hell am I? 136 00:13:04,916 --> 00:13:08,666 I can't complain. I have a beautiful wife - 137 00:13:08,708 --> 00:13:12,416 - I live by the sea, and she's loaded. 138 00:13:12,458 --> 00:13:17,666 We have three kids who sleep in our bed and pee on us every night. 139 00:13:17,708 --> 00:13:20,833 - I never sleep anymore. - Come on... 140 00:13:20,875 --> 00:13:22,583 It's true. 141 00:13:22,625 --> 00:13:26,708 Let's shelf that for a second and say congratulations and cheers. 142 00:13:26,750 --> 00:13:29,708 - Cheers. - Martin, this is great. 143 00:13:29,750 --> 00:13:31,833 - Too bad you're so sensible. - Cheers. 144 00:13:31,875 --> 00:13:35,916 It is, but the question is what's sensible. 145 00:13:35,958 --> 00:13:38,791 More nonsense from you? 146 00:13:38,833 --> 00:13:41,791 Yes. I mean, it's not from me as such. 147 00:13:41,833 --> 00:13:46,583 There's this Norwegian philosopher and psychiatrist, Finn Skårderud... 148 00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:51,708 - You're so lame. - Look. He thinks it's sensible to drink. 149 00:13:52,708 --> 00:13:55,291 - When you drive? - All the time. 150 00:13:55,333 --> 00:14:01,083 He claims humans are born with a blood alcohol content that's 0.05% too low. 151 00:14:01,125 --> 00:14:04,666 - Okay. - But it's interesting. 152 00:14:04,708 --> 00:14:09,541 Just to be clear... So 0.05%... How much is 0.05%? 153 00:14:09,583 --> 00:14:15,416 1-2 glasses of wine, and you should maintain it at that level. 154 00:14:15,458 --> 00:14:18,541 So you should just keep drinking? 155 00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:25,041 Yes. His claim is that when you have a 0.05% BAC - 156 00:14:25,083 --> 00:14:28,291 - you're more relaxed - 157 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:31,458 - and poised - 158 00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:35,208 - and musical and open. 159 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:37,208 More courageous in general. 160 00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:42,458 I could use a little more self-confidence and spirit. 161 00:14:42,500 --> 00:14:48,791 We all could. And isn't that what you struggle with at school, Martin? 162 00:14:49,625 --> 00:14:51,916 - What? - The problem in your class. 163 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:53,833 Peter mentioned... 164 00:14:53,875 --> 00:14:57,791 I just mentioned the school situation. 165 00:14:58,541 --> 00:14:59,833 Okay. 166 00:14:59,875 --> 00:15:06,208 - Listen, not to stick my nose in... - Don't worry about it. It's fine. 167 00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:11,333 But I don't know... whether those things are related? 168 00:15:15,125 --> 00:15:21,291 - Those kids just need to behave. - Totally. A kick in the butt. 169 00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,708 - Exactly. - Martin, you're the man in charge. 170 00:15:24,750 --> 00:15:28,125 Bury them in homework and assignments and whatnot! 171 00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,083 Paper, boom. Curriculum, boom. 172 00:15:31,125 --> 00:15:34,125 Finished off with a talking-to. They like it. 173 00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:36,875 Right, Nikolaj? 174 00:15:38,041 --> 00:15:43,166 I think it's about something else. I think it's a bit bigger than that. 175 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:48,125 I think your problem with the class is more banal. 176 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:53,000 I think you lack self-confidence. And joy. 177 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:57,083 - I think that's what it's about. - Okay. 178 00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,916 If I may interrupt? We'll now serve the caviar. 179 00:16:00,958 --> 00:16:05,208 Tonight we will serve a Baerii caviar. 180 00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:09,291 It's from Northern Europe, locally harvested in Germany. 181 00:16:09,333 --> 00:16:14,791 - We usually serve a vodka... - And you'll also do that today. 182 00:16:14,833 --> 00:16:18,250 This vodka would put a smile on the Tsar's face. 183 00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:22,875 It's an Imperia from Russia, wheat-fermented and cooled - 184 00:16:22,916 --> 00:16:29,958 - which crystallizes the water, giving the vodka a velvety and rich texture. 185 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:33,875 That'll take us above the 0.05%. Tommy? 186 00:16:34,666 --> 00:16:36,458 - Thank you. - There you go. 187 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:40,458 - I'll take the vodka... - No, leave the bottle! 188 00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:44,125 - Can you feel it... - Jeez! 189 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,666 It's entering your blood stream. 190 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:51,375 You feel all warm inside as it spreads. It has quite a punch. 191 00:16:51,416 --> 00:16:56,750 Martin, come on. Russia was built by people who drink vodka and drive. 192 00:16:56,791 --> 00:17:01,958 Grab some caviar and vodka. You can drive home in a couple of hours. 193 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,416 No need to get worked up over that. 194 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,750 Cheers. 195 00:17:06,791 --> 00:17:10,791 - Cheers. - Listen... This is... 196 00:17:10,833 --> 00:17:14,666 - This is amazing. - This is great. 197 00:17:14,708 --> 00:17:17,333 I told you! You and your beer. 198 00:17:17,375 --> 00:17:20,583 I prefer draft beer. What's wrong with that? 199 00:17:20,625 --> 00:17:24,000 Nothing, but it's his 40th... 200 00:18:16,958 --> 00:18:21,208 We've arrived at the main course. Should we take a look at wines? 201 00:18:21,250 --> 00:18:27,083 Yes, let's. We'll have a really, really, really good glass of wine for Martin. 202 00:18:27,125 --> 00:18:31,666 I have for you a Jérome Chezeaux, a friend of the house. 203 00:18:31,708 --> 00:18:34,916 A wine from the Burgundy district. 2011. 204 00:18:34,958 --> 00:18:40,000 And as Robert Parker writes in his 95-point rating - 205 00:18:40,041 --> 00:18:45,083 - this wine encapsulates the Burgundy spirit. 206 00:18:49,958 --> 00:18:53,750 Thank you. I think we could use a refill over there. 207 00:18:53,791 --> 00:18:56,833 - Is it good? - Very. 208 00:19:00,750 --> 00:19:03,833 - There you go. - Thank you. 209 00:19:05,916 --> 00:19:10,000 Martin, what's up? What going on? 210 00:19:16,833 --> 00:19:19,375 Not much. 211 00:19:23,083 --> 00:19:27,000 I don't do much. I don't see many people. 212 00:19:29,166 --> 00:19:33,708 How are you and Anika doing? 213 00:19:35,958 --> 00:19:39,416 She works nights a lot, so... 214 00:19:40,625 --> 00:19:44,333 I don't see her much either. 215 00:19:57,250 --> 00:20:00,666 There, there... Take it easy, Martin. 216 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:05,166 I don't know how I ended up like this. 217 00:20:05,208 --> 00:20:07,625 - I'm sorry. - Don't worry about it. 218 00:20:12,208 --> 00:20:15,875 - Have you considered someone else? - No, I haven't. 219 00:20:17,791 --> 00:20:21,833 She is... the mother of my children. 220 00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:27,166 And she looked after my dad when he died. 221 00:20:30,500 --> 00:20:36,250 The plan was to hold each other's hands when we get old. 222 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:42,666 We'll just have to see. 223 00:20:47,125 --> 00:20:49,458 I'm sorry. 224 00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:56,666 Martin, 12 years ago, when I came to the school, you were a big man - 225 00:20:56,708 --> 00:21:01,041 - heading for a research position. We were all talking about you. 226 00:21:01,083 --> 00:21:05,208 You had a grant and a PhD all lined up, damn it! 227 00:21:06,500 --> 00:21:12,000 - You did apply, didn't you? - No. The kids were little and... 228 00:21:12,041 --> 00:21:16,916 - I already told you all this, Tommy. - Right. You did. 229 00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:25,833 When I met him, he was just a little shit. 230 00:21:27,416 --> 00:21:31,416 Roaming the streets in jeans acting tough as all hell. 231 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:36,083 - And he took dancing lessons... - Seriously? 232 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:41,083 - Dancing lessons? Was it ballet? - Hey! It was jazz ballet. 233 00:21:41,125 --> 00:21:44,250 - Jazz ballet, give me a fucking break. - I did. 234 00:21:44,291 --> 00:21:48,041 You took jazz ballet lessons... So how's that going? 235 00:21:48,083 --> 00:21:51,333 Shut up, some people take up pottery. 236 00:21:51,375 --> 00:21:57,125 He was out of this world. It was totally professional. 237 00:21:57,166 --> 00:22:01,708 Hey, hey, hey! Martin, you're a beautiful man. 238 00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:05,750 And you can dance. Not bad. Let's see it. 239 00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:09,375 It was crazy when you did the... 240 00:22:12,125 --> 00:22:14,458 Go on, show us. 241 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:18,458 One time. One. On the floor. 242 00:22:18,500 --> 00:22:22,166 - Oh, I did my back in. - Come on, Martin! 243 00:22:22,208 --> 00:22:26,666 - Come on, show us something. - Tommy, you know all the moves. 244 00:22:26,708 --> 00:22:30,250 - Show it again. - Do it yourself, man! 245 00:22:30,291 --> 00:22:32,458 What the hell, okay. 246 00:22:32,500 --> 00:22:37,250 It was something like... and down and like this! 247 00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:42,125 - Boom! Never saw it coming! Thank you. - Cheers! 248 00:22:43,208 --> 00:22:46,041 Let's go! 249 00:22:46,083 --> 00:22:49,750 - No running! - Martin, you're lifting... 250 00:22:49,791 --> 00:22:52,666 No running! 251 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:55,625 - One foot on the ground at all times! - Like this. 252 00:22:57,541 --> 00:22:59,750 1, 2, 3... 253 00:23:02,208 --> 00:23:06,833 - Hey! I didn't know what it was about! - Next! 254 00:23:06,875 --> 00:23:12,041 - You're twice his weight! - Next. Come on. 255 00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:14,041 1, 2, 3... 256 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:23,833 Get him down! Get him down! 257 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,250 - Hi. - Hi. 258 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:12,458 Hello there. 259 00:25:22,541 --> 00:25:26,500 Okay, so I've gone over the curriculum... 260 00:25:29,833 --> 00:25:34,375 Hello! Concentrate, please. Good. 261 00:25:34,416 --> 00:25:40,500 I've gone over our curriculum, and we've been through the historic challenges - 262 00:25:40,541 --> 00:25:43,208 - of the in... indru... 263 00:25:44,666 --> 00:25:46,083 ... indrusti... 264 00:25:47,041 --> 00:25:51,666 ... caused by the industrialization. 265 00:25:51,708 --> 00:25:55,916 So let's go over the curriculum together - 266 00:25:55,958 --> 00:25:59,166 - and get an overview of it. 267 00:26:05,791 --> 00:26:07,875 Martin! 268 00:26:10,500 --> 00:26:15,250 Thanks for the other day. What a night! 269 00:26:18,416 --> 00:26:21,000 What are you doing? 270 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:22,666 I can't drive. 271 00:26:27,875 --> 00:26:31,583 It was 0.05%, right? Just wanted to try it out. 272 00:26:35,208 --> 00:26:40,416 - Hi, honey. I'm taking Martin home. - Why? 273 00:26:40,458 --> 00:26:43,750 - Hi, Amalie. - He can't drive... 274 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:48,541 His car's in the shop, so I'm giving him a lift. 275 00:26:48,583 --> 00:26:52,541 But we need milk, toilet paper, diapers - 276 00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:57,166 - and straw for the rabbit cage. Okay? 277 00:26:57,208 --> 00:26:59,666 Copy that. Kisses, honey. Bye. 278 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:06,541 - Call the guys. - I just wanted to try it. 279 00:27:06,583 --> 00:27:10,666 There's a bigger perspective here. Call Tommy. 280 00:27:11,333 --> 00:27:13,541 We're on our way. 281 00:27:13,583 --> 00:27:17,666 - Because Nikolaj has lost his mind. - No! 282 00:27:17,708 --> 00:27:22,833 Martin is a brave man who's decided he wants to do something with his life! 283 00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:25,458 We're coming now. He hung up. 284 00:27:25,500 --> 00:27:28,416 - What the hell? - Calm down. 285 00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:34,750 I just took a couple of sips, leaned back and felt what that was like. 286 00:27:34,791 --> 00:27:39,958 - So let's have a drink? - No. So how was the class? 287 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:45,666 Well... I had some verbal motor challenges. 288 00:27:47,291 --> 00:27:49,416 So basically - 289 00:27:49,458 --> 00:27:54,458 - we're testing out the Skårderud hypothesis. 290 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,375 - Collecting evidence. - Exactly. 291 00:27:57,416 --> 00:28:00,708 What if you get so wasted you can't talk? 292 00:28:00,750 --> 00:28:03,250 I had no problem talking. 293 00:28:03,291 --> 00:28:09,041 We're not the first people in the world to drink a little alcohol during the day. 294 00:28:09,083 --> 00:28:13,958 Hemingway, for instance, he drank every day until 8 p.m., and then stopped - 295 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,416 - so that he was fit to write the next day. And his work was masterful. 296 00:28:18,458 --> 00:28:23,500 So if we're doing this, I guess that'll be our approach. 297 00:28:23,541 --> 00:28:26,875 I think it's exciting. 298 00:28:28,208 --> 00:28:30,416 So do I. 299 00:28:34,416 --> 00:28:39,125 But we'll write a brilliant psychological essay about it - 300 00:28:39,166 --> 00:28:42,041 - so that it isn't altogether foolishness. 301 00:28:43,166 --> 00:28:45,916 - Okay. - What do we write? 302 00:28:45,958 --> 00:28:49,166 A study of Finn Skårderud's hypothesis - 303 00:28:49,208 --> 00:28:52,500 - that man is born with a deficit of 0.05% BAC. 304 00:28:52,541 --> 00:28:56,166 And now what the trial will consist of. 305 00:28:56,208 --> 00:29:02,125 Daily consumption of alcohol aspiring to uphold a level of 0.05%... 306 00:29:02,166 --> 00:29:06,916 With the aim of collecting evidence of psychological - 307 00:29:06,958 --> 00:29:10,625 - verbal motor and psycho-rhetorical effects - 308 00:29:10,666 --> 00:29:16,416 - and study of increased social and professional performance. 309 00:29:16,458 --> 00:29:20,041 - We only drink during work hours. - Okay. 310 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:23,083 It'll have to be. 311 00:29:23,125 --> 00:29:28,041 Like Hemingway. No drinking after 8 p.m. or during the weekend. 312 00:29:37,833 --> 00:29:40,541 What... Otto, for God's sake. 313 00:29:40,583 --> 00:29:44,250 Damn it... Otto. 314 00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:50,250 Look! Damn it, Otto. You have to speak up when you have to pee. 315 00:29:50,291 --> 00:29:55,541 - Mom, I peed! - Shh! Not now. You'll wake them. 316 00:29:55,583 --> 00:30:00,750 Tell me before you pee. Not after. And no yelling. 317 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,500 Listen... telling me after... 318 00:30:03,541 --> 00:30:07,041 Why are you yelling? I've slept all of 20 minutes! 319 00:30:07,083 --> 00:30:12,375 You're waking the whole house. I haven't slept through the night in 3 years! 320 00:30:12,416 --> 00:30:16,041 - What's that? - It's piss! 321 00:30:16,083 --> 00:30:21,333 - Why didn't he pee before bedtime? - What an annoying thing to ask. 322 00:30:21,375 --> 00:30:27,916 - Do it yourself, if you're so clever. - I intend to. Are you okay, sweetie? 323 00:30:29,041 --> 00:30:33,708 - Nikolaj, breakfast is ready! - Coming. Start without me. 324 00:30:43,250 --> 00:30:45,541 Nikolaj! 325 00:31:10,083 --> 00:31:15,875 Malthe, put your phone away unless you want to share it with all of us? 326 00:31:15,916 --> 00:31:19,416 - Uhm, no. - Fine. Put it away. 327 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,041 And close the door. 328 00:31:27,000 --> 00:31:31,166 We're having a test today. 329 00:31:31,208 --> 00:31:34,291 I'd like to see where we're at. 330 00:31:35,875 --> 00:31:39,708 - Josephine. Isn't your name Josephine? - Yes. 331 00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:43,500 The rest of you, pay attention. What I'm about to talk about - 332 00:31:43,541 --> 00:31:48,250 - we've already been through this year, or last year. 333 00:31:56,250 --> 00:32:02,541 Josse, there's an election with three candidates, so who do you vote for? 334 00:32:02,583 --> 00:32:06,458 - Do you follow? - Yes. 335 00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:12,750 Number 1: He is partially paralyzed from polio. He has hypertension. 336 00:32:12,791 --> 00:32:17,833 He's anemic and suffers from an array of serious illnesses. 337 00:32:17,875 --> 00:32:24,833 He lies if it suits his purpose and consults astrologists on his politics. 338 00:32:24,875 --> 00:32:29,666 He cheats on his wife, chain-smokes and drinks too many martinis. 339 00:32:29,708 --> 00:32:35,333 Number 2: He's overweight, and he's already lost three elections. 340 00:32:35,375 --> 00:32:39,583 He's had a depression and two heart attacks. 341 00:32:39,625 --> 00:32:45,458 He's impossible to work with and smokes cigars non-stop. 342 00:32:45,500 --> 00:32:50,291 And every night when he goes to bed, he drinks incredible amounts of champagne - 343 00:32:50,333 --> 00:32:55,916 - cognac, port, whisky and adds two sleeping pills before dozing off. 344 00:32:55,958 --> 00:32:58,833 The last one, number 3: 345 00:32:58,875 --> 00:33:02,833 He's a highly decorated war hero. He treats women with respect. 346 00:33:02,875 --> 00:33:08,958 He loves animals, never smokes and only has a beer on rare occasions. 347 00:33:09,000 --> 00:33:10,958 Josse, who do you vote for? 348 00:33:13,541 --> 00:33:17,500 - The last one. - The last one. Number 3. 349 00:33:17,541 --> 00:33:20,833 - And the rest of you? - Yes, number 3. 350 00:33:20,875 --> 00:33:24,666 Oh boy! You just discarded... 351 00:33:25,791 --> 00:33:29,041 ... Franklin D. Roosevelt. 352 00:33:29,083 --> 00:33:35,708 Winston L. Churchill. And thankfully you elected this guy. 353 00:33:35,750 --> 00:33:37,458 Hitler?! 354 00:33:39,541 --> 00:33:46,541 Focus! It's funny, but there's a point to this, which is important - 355 00:33:46,583 --> 00:33:49,958 - and which I hope you'll understand some day. 356 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:54,833 The world is never as you expect. 357 00:33:55,541 --> 00:34:00,666 Oh, we'll be busy, but let's see if we can't make this work. 358 00:34:00,708 --> 00:34:03,458 Jason, page 83. 359 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:07,083 In Denmark I was born 360 00:34:07,125 --> 00:34:10,583 here my home is 361 00:34:11,291 --> 00:34:15,041 from there my roots... 362 00:34:15,083 --> 00:34:18,333 Stop! Stop, stop. 363 00:34:18,375 --> 00:34:24,500 It sounds like a Christmas party at a swinger club. Come on. 364 00:34:24,541 --> 00:34:30,750 Klara, seriously. You sing divinely, but it's not about me hearing you. 365 00:34:30,791 --> 00:34:34,791 It's about you listening to each other. 366 00:34:34,833 --> 00:34:37,208 Stand up. 367 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:41,708 Close your eyes. 368 00:34:44,791 --> 00:34:47,541 Try to be completely... 369 00:34:48,458 --> 00:34:50,416 ... calm. 370 00:34:50,458 --> 00:34:54,000 And plant your feet - 371 00:34:54,041 --> 00:34:58,625 - solidly on the ground and... 372 00:35:07,541 --> 00:35:11,458 There! Open your eyes. 373 00:35:12,666 --> 00:35:15,500 Good morning. 374 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:23,291 Now we will sing with our ears, our hearts, with our souls. 375 00:35:24,250 --> 00:35:28,375 And... hold hands for a second. 376 00:35:28,416 --> 00:35:31,916 Let the energy flow through you. 377 00:35:31,958 --> 00:35:35,291 There. Find the common pulse. 378 00:35:35,333 --> 00:35:38,541 I'll give you the note. 379 00:35:41,583 --> 00:35:46,250 In Denmark I was born 380 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:50,708 here my home is 381 00:35:51,791 --> 00:35:54,958 from there my roots 382 00:35:55,000 --> 00:36:00,083 and there my world extend. 383 00:36:01,083 --> 00:36:06,833 You windswept Danish strand 384 00:36:06,875 --> 00:36:12,541 where ancient chieftain's barrow 385 00:36:12,583 --> 00:36:17,625 stands close to apple orchard 386 00:36:17,666 --> 00:36:22,125 hop and mallow. 387 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:27,125 Therefore you I love 388 00:36:27,166 --> 00:36:35,625 Denmark, my native land. 389 00:36:47,541 --> 00:36:51,000 - So? - There's something to it, huh? 390 00:36:51,041 --> 00:36:56,125 Definitely. I was thinking you can sniff it. 391 00:36:56,166 --> 00:37:01,375 Then it won't be on your breath, and I think it'll have greater effect. 392 00:37:01,416 --> 00:37:05,458 I don't know... Don't forget to take notes. 393 00:37:05,500 --> 00:37:09,208 - Tommy? - I don't know where he is. 394 00:37:09,250 --> 00:37:12,375 - Nikolaj, where's Tommy? - He's off today. Coaching youngsters. 395 00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:15,916 Have some water, and we'll get back to it. 396 00:37:17,333 --> 00:37:20,916 So, Specs, did your parents forget to give you water again? 397 00:37:20,958 --> 00:37:23,250 Okay. 398 00:37:23,291 --> 00:37:26,041 No, you can't have this. 399 00:37:26,083 --> 00:37:30,208 Hjalte! Come here. Give Specs a sip. 400 00:37:30,250 --> 00:37:33,958 Why don't you give him a sip? 401 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:37,958 Listen, Hjalte, if you want to play in the matches - 402 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:42,250 - you'll be a good sport and give Specs a sip. 403 00:37:42,291 --> 00:37:48,750 If I'm to spend my spare time on you little pissants, you better behave. 404 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:52,833 Yeah! Spread out, play each other. 405 00:37:52,875 --> 00:37:54,916 Pay attention to each other! 406 00:37:56,500 --> 00:38:01,708 They're hard on you, huh, Specs? Stay here with me, okay? 407 00:38:01,750 --> 00:38:03,958 Yeah. Take a little break. 408 00:38:04,000 --> 00:38:06,500 Great! 409 00:38:06,541 --> 00:38:08,875 And pass it back. Yes! 410 00:38:25,791 --> 00:38:29,083 - Hi. - Hi. 411 00:38:29,125 --> 00:38:33,375 - You're drinking wine? - I guess I am. 412 00:38:33,416 --> 00:38:37,041 - Did you sleep until now? - Yes. 413 00:38:38,250 --> 00:38:43,500 - Are the boys home for dinner? - I don't really know. 414 00:38:43,541 --> 00:38:46,208 I'll make enough for the four of us. 415 00:38:49,541 --> 00:38:54,583 Can I get you anything? Coffee? Wine? Both? 416 00:38:54,625 --> 00:38:58,458 - Coffee, please. - Coffee. 417 00:38:58,500 --> 00:39:02,416 - Jonas is almost as tall as me. - Really? 418 00:39:02,458 --> 00:39:06,000 He's missing this much. Don't tell him. 419 00:39:06,041 --> 00:39:11,041 He'll have to discover it himself. He'll be out of control. 420 00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:31,625 - Have you talked about fall vacation? - I think we'll just stay home. 421 00:39:31,666 --> 00:39:37,583 - Those of us who don't have plans. - Or we could go canoeing. 422 00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,291 - What? - We've always done that. 423 00:39:40,333 --> 00:39:43,791 - Yes, eight years ago. - Yes! It's been too long. 424 00:39:43,833 --> 00:39:48,708 The fresh air will do the boys good, and maybe we should... What's up? 425 00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:50,958 Nothing. 426 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:56,000 But I could ask you the same thing. What's up with you? 427 00:39:56,041 --> 00:39:59,625 Nothing. I just want to go on fall vacation. 428 00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:27,666 I'd better get ready. 429 00:41:05,666 --> 00:41:08,541 Hello? Hey... 430 00:41:09,625 --> 00:41:12,541 - Hi, Tommy. - Hi. 431 00:41:14,458 --> 00:41:18,250 - Look what I found. - What the hell's that? 432 00:41:18,291 --> 00:41:19,958 Booze. 433 00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:25,583 - Where the hell does that come from? - Beats me. 434 00:41:25,625 --> 00:41:30,250 Not many teachers have keys to this place. 435 00:41:31,500 --> 00:41:35,208 I may have forgotten to lock up, but... And there's a newspaper. 436 00:41:35,250 --> 00:41:38,708 Let me see. Yeah, you're right, dammit. 437 00:41:38,750 --> 00:41:45,291 Someone's been having a nice time. And look over here. A hip flask. 438 00:41:45,333 --> 00:41:50,333 - Mogens, did you inform the principal? - No, not yet. 439 00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:53,875 - You didn't? - No, not yet. 440 00:41:53,916 --> 00:41:56,875 And here's another one. 441 00:41:56,916 --> 00:42:02,000 Have any of you seen students drinking on the school premises? 442 00:42:02,041 --> 00:42:05,625 During school hours. 443 00:42:05,666 --> 00:42:10,458 Some bottles were found in the gym depot. 444 00:42:10,500 --> 00:42:15,625 No? I don't assume anyone here has a problem I should know about? 445 00:42:19,041 --> 00:42:22,458 - Phew! - I'm sorry about the depot. 446 00:42:22,500 --> 00:42:25,000 I didn't know anyone went there. 447 00:42:26,041 --> 00:42:29,666 - We have to be careful. - Yeah. 448 00:42:32,291 --> 00:42:35,000 I haven't felt this good in ages. 449 00:42:35,041 --> 00:42:39,250 Something's happening. Even when I'm sober. 450 00:42:40,750 --> 00:42:46,333 I think there's more to this. Maybe even going a bit higher. 451 00:42:52,916 --> 00:42:56,083 I think that's exciting. 452 00:42:56,125 --> 00:42:59,500 Peter, nobody found out. 453 00:42:59,541 --> 00:43:04,583 I haven't been teaching this well in ages. 454 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:07,750 I just know there's more to it. 455 00:43:07,791 --> 00:43:12,458 Something more unreserved? 456 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:16,583 Yes. We don't know if we'll react the same way to the same BAC. 457 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:19,166 True. 458 00:43:19,208 --> 00:43:24,666 Peter, you love Klaus Heerfordt. He was a very gifted pianist. 459 00:43:24,708 --> 00:43:27,000 - Put him on, would you? - Sure. 460 00:43:27,041 --> 00:43:33,666 He could only play at the exact point of being neither drunk nor sober. 461 00:43:33,708 --> 00:43:36,708 And he was absolutely brilliant. 462 00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:41,333 And you want to take this to the Tchaikovsky level. 463 00:43:41,375 --> 00:43:43,916 Yes. 464 00:43:43,958 --> 00:43:50,166 But I don't know if we'll all react the same way to the same BAC. Peter... 465 00:43:50,208 --> 00:43:53,958 - Let's have a drink and find out. - Easy now. 466 00:43:54,000 --> 00:43:58,750 - Are we or are we not alcoholics? - We're not alcoholics. 467 00:43:58,791 --> 00:44:03,416 We decide when we want to drink. An alcoholic can't help himself. 468 00:44:03,458 --> 00:44:08,375 Exactly. I give you Klaus Heerfordt and one of his drinking buddies. 469 00:44:59,541 --> 00:45:01,375 It's huge. 470 00:45:01,416 --> 00:45:05,458 Well? What do we write down? 471 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:07,833 Part 2. 472 00:45:07,875 --> 00:45:10,708 The Individual BAC. 473 00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:17,541 A daily consumption of alcohol at a variable and individual level - 474 00:45:17,583 --> 00:45:22,666 - in order to achieve optimal professional and social performance - 475 00:45:22,708 --> 00:45:28,083 - and the ensuing collection of evidence of psychological - 476 00:45:28,125 --> 00:45:31,791 - and psycho-rhetorical effects. 477 00:45:31,833 --> 00:45:34,541 Who goes first? 478 00:46:05,916 --> 00:46:09,958 Well... That's the question... 479 00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,750 Greetings... 480 00:46:26,791 --> 00:46:30,416 ... dear, young friends. 481 00:46:30,458 --> 00:46:34,125 I wish all of you a Happy New Year. 482 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:39,250 See you. 483 00:46:39,291 --> 00:46:41,375 Bye, Martin. 484 00:48:05,208 --> 00:48:08,375 Churchill liked his alcohol... 485 00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,458 Thanks. 486 00:48:44,208 --> 00:48:46,125 Whoops! 487 00:48:49,583 --> 00:48:52,583 What the hell is going on? 488 00:48:56,416 --> 00:48:58,708 Mornin'. 489 00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:05,291 Oops. 490 00:49:07,916 --> 00:49:11,041 Martin, are you okay? 491 00:49:11,083 --> 00:49:16,458 I'll handle it. It's just a nosebleed. There. 492 00:49:16,500 --> 00:49:18,625 Martin, here we go. 493 00:49:18,666 --> 00:49:22,125 - Am I bleeding? - We'll add some compression. 494 00:49:22,166 --> 00:49:26,625 You're bleeding a bit. Yeah, there it is. 495 00:49:26,666 --> 00:49:30,541 Just stick it up there. Up. 496 00:49:35,250 --> 00:49:36,958 Cool. 497 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:39,708 Take that with you. 498 00:49:39,750 --> 00:49:42,833 No worries. He's fine. 499 00:49:58,000 --> 00:50:00,625 Okay, let's do this. 500 00:50:00,666 --> 00:50:06,541 Can you guess what you have in common with these three gentlemen? 501 00:50:07,333 --> 00:50:11,791 - Girls, too? - Yes, the girls, too. 502 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:16,625 And for those of you who've been asleep for the past 18 years, this is: 503 00:50:16,666 --> 00:50:21,625 General Grant, Ernest Hemingway and good old Winston Churchill. 504 00:50:21,666 --> 00:50:24,666 What do you have in common with them? 505 00:50:25,875 --> 00:50:30,833 You drink like pigs. Every week, all year round. 506 00:50:30,875 --> 00:50:35,125 A lot of alcohol, so let me ask you a few questions. 507 00:50:35,166 --> 00:50:39,750 Jason, you're a feisty one. How much do you drink in a week? 508 00:50:41,375 --> 00:50:43,333 I don't know. 509 00:50:44,458 --> 00:50:48,000 You can tell me, I won't tell anyone. 510 00:50:48,041 --> 00:50:53,958 National Board of Health recommends max. 14 units for men and 7 for women. 511 00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:58,708 Jason, Jason, Jason, do you drink more or less than recommended? 512 00:50:58,750 --> 00:51:03,041 Well... I drink Thursday, Friday and Saturday... 513 00:51:05,333 --> 00:51:07,083 ... and a bit on Sunday. 514 00:51:07,125 --> 00:51:10,125 And Wednesday, if there's a Champion's League game on. 515 00:51:10,166 --> 00:51:11,625 So how much? 516 00:51:11,666 --> 00:51:17,625 14-15 drinks Thursday, Friday, Saturday. And 4-5 Sunday and Wednesday. 517 00:51:17,666 --> 00:51:23,458 - So how much is that in a week? - In a good week 50-55. 518 00:51:23,500 --> 00:51:26,875 - What was that? - 55. 519 00:51:26,916 --> 00:51:32,416 55. Okay. Caro? What are the rules of the Lake Race? 520 00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,458 - Is the question understood? - Yes. 521 00:51:37,500 --> 00:51:43,208 You race around the lake and drink a case of beer against the clock. 522 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:46,541 - And if you vomit? - As a team? 523 00:51:46,583 --> 00:51:48,291 There's a rule? 524 00:51:48,333 --> 00:51:51,791 You get a time deduction, but if you vomit alone... 525 00:51:51,833 --> 00:51:55,375 They add time, got it. Okay, show of hands. 526 00:51:55,416 --> 00:51:58,875 How many of you take part in the Lake Race? 527 00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,750 Everyone. 528 00:52:01,791 --> 00:52:04,916 I swear, no one could tell. 529 00:52:04,958 --> 00:52:08,750 This is interesting because we're talking about Churchill - 530 00:52:08,791 --> 00:52:13,333 - and besides writing 37 books in 58 volumes - 531 00:52:13,375 --> 00:52:17,625 - painting over 500 paintings, receiving the Nobel Prize in literature - 532 00:52:17,666 --> 00:52:23,500 - and winning WW2 as one of the world's greatest commanders, he also said: 533 00:52:23,541 --> 00:52:28,250 "I never drink before breakfast." 534 00:52:28,291 --> 00:52:33,083 So, when you run around totally wasted - 535 00:52:33,125 --> 00:52:38,166 - throwing up in bushes and alleys, don't feel alone - 536 00:52:38,208 --> 00:52:40,958 - because you're in great company. 537 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:44,833 Grant, Hemingway and old Winston - 538 00:52:44,875 --> 00:52:50,875 - could kick your ass in the Lake Race. But the question is: 539 00:52:50,916 --> 00:52:55,458 If you're to take a history exam, which one of you ambitious youngsters - 540 00:52:55,500 --> 00:52:58,625 - will flunk big time, and who will pass? 541 00:52:58,666 --> 00:53:03,625 In other words, who will do as Hemingway and blow his brains out - 542 00:53:03,666 --> 00:53:07,791 - and who will win a world war? 543 00:53:17,958 --> 00:53:21,750 Josse, help me out here. You know all about D-Day, right? 544 00:53:21,791 --> 00:53:24,708 To the board, go on. 545 00:53:26,208 --> 00:53:30,958 Give me three good reasons for D-Day's success. 546 00:53:31,000 --> 00:53:34,291 D-Day was the day - 547 00:53:34,333 --> 00:53:38,083 - the Allied Forces landed on a French beach. 548 00:53:38,125 --> 00:53:43,541 - Yes, where? - Normandy. 549 00:53:43,583 --> 00:53:47,625 - See you, Martin. - See you. 550 00:53:50,666 --> 00:53:54,708 I've booked a canoe trip. 551 00:53:59,541 --> 00:54:02,291 Martin? Martin... 552 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:09,041 - What level are you at? - Around 0.1, I think. 553 00:54:10,125 --> 00:54:12,916 Fantastic. 554 00:54:21,416 --> 00:54:25,875 Nooooo :( Said yes to a shift. Didn't think you meant it 555 00:54:29,833 --> 00:54:32,083 Seriously? 556 00:54:35,541 --> 00:54:38,833 Can't you change it? 557 00:54:42,416 --> 00:54:45,291 See you tomorrow. 558 00:55:46,416 --> 00:55:48,875 Sigrid... the quote. 559 00:55:50,708 --> 00:55:54,250 "To dare is to lose one's footing momentarily." 560 00:55:54,291 --> 00:55:57,958 "Not to dare is to lose oneself." 561 00:55:58,000 --> 00:55:59,958 Are you ready? 562 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:02,375 Stand up. 563 00:56:02,416 --> 00:56:07,083 Hand to your heart. You too, Specs. 564 00:56:07,125 --> 00:56:11,416 A lovely land is ours 565 00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:15,916 with beeches green about her 566 00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:22,458 encircled by the sea encircled by the sea. 567 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:25,250 Off you go! 568 00:56:26,333 --> 00:56:27,708 Hjalte! 569 00:56:27,750 --> 00:56:30,500 Boys! I'm busy over here. 570 00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:33,708 Finish up already! Hjalte! Finish it! 571 00:56:34,458 --> 00:56:38,708 Goddammit! Come again. 572 00:56:42,416 --> 00:56:45,291 Pass to Huxi! 573 00:56:45,333 --> 00:56:46,583 Hjalte, nice pass. 574 00:56:53,916 --> 00:56:57,166 Okay, listen up, boys. 575 00:56:57,208 --> 00:57:00,583 Hjalte! Pass the ball to Kasper. 576 00:57:00,625 --> 00:57:04,416 Go on! Run! Huxi, pass to Bror! 577 00:57:04,458 --> 00:57:08,583 Pass to Specs now! That's right! 578 00:57:08,625 --> 00:57:11,458 Run, Specs! Come on! 579 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,833 Awesome! 580 00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:46,083 Tommy! You're the best coach in the world! 581 00:57:48,125 --> 00:57:51,125 A sliding tackle! 582 00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:54,333 You can totally do a sliding tackle on this! 583 00:57:57,000 --> 00:58:00,625 - Is that allowed? - Sliding tackle! 584 00:58:00,666 --> 00:58:03,375 Sliding tackle. 585 00:58:04,500 --> 00:58:08,458 Are you afraid of my sliding tackle? 586 00:58:08,500 --> 00:58:10,500 Take this! Yes! 587 00:58:18,541 --> 00:58:23,583 I wish I had a couple of kids running around in the garden. 588 00:58:25,208 --> 00:58:27,333 I'd have liked that. 589 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:33,416 But you get all wound up and start tidying up whenever you meet a woman. 590 00:58:34,250 --> 00:58:39,166 - Just calm the fuck down. - That won't get me any kids, Tommy. 591 00:58:40,916 --> 00:58:45,333 You've got your students. They're gonna remember you forever. 592 00:58:45,375 --> 00:58:50,166 They're gonna forget all about us the moment they're out the door. 593 00:59:03,750 --> 00:59:06,208 Hi, Sebastian. 594 00:59:15,875 --> 00:59:18,875 Hey. Are you okay? 595 00:59:18,916 --> 00:59:22,083 Yeah, I was just studying. 596 00:59:22,125 --> 00:59:27,708 I may not teach psychology, but you sure don't look okay. 597 00:59:27,750 --> 00:59:30,083 What's going on? 598 00:59:31,666 --> 00:59:34,291 - Love troubles? - What? 599 00:59:35,958 --> 00:59:40,666 I've had my heart broken a couple of times. 600 00:59:40,708 --> 00:59:42,791 Sit down. 601 00:59:43,583 --> 00:59:48,000 - But know this about girls... - Peter, it's not that. 602 00:59:49,750 --> 00:59:53,083 - What, then? - All this. 603 00:59:56,250 --> 00:59:59,541 School, homework, grades... 604 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:05,958 - I broke down during exams last year. - You're worried about exams already? 605 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:09,208 I have to be. I can't repeat another year. 606 01:00:09,250 --> 01:00:11,291 Hey... 607 01:00:15,708 --> 01:00:18,000 It's horrible being here again. 608 01:00:21,375 --> 01:00:25,833 As long as I get a B+ average, I can get into medical school. 609 01:00:26,666 --> 01:00:29,291 But right now I'll be lucky to pass. 610 01:00:36,791 --> 01:00:40,666 Ever considered having a drink before the exam? 611 01:00:40,708 --> 01:00:43,791 - What? - Just a shot. 612 01:00:43,833 --> 01:00:48,041 Or maybe two, to take the edge off your anxiety - 613 01:00:48,083 --> 01:00:50,166 - and to loosen your tongue. 614 01:00:50,208 --> 01:00:54,500 I know it sounds crazy, but I won't tell anyone. 615 01:00:54,541 --> 01:00:59,666 - Go! We're way too close. - Come on! 616 01:00:59,708 --> 01:01:03,541 - Well done, Mom. - They're falling apart in boat 1. 617 01:01:04,666 --> 01:01:08,166 - We weren't ready! - Go, go, go! 618 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:13,000 - This is nice. - That one over there, it's flat. 619 01:01:13,750 --> 01:01:16,333 - Are we there? - Sure, just a bit lopsided. 620 01:01:19,041 --> 01:01:23,958 - Want us to carry some of your load? - Stop gloating, Martin. 621 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:31,583 Want me to grab the water? 622 01:01:31,625 --> 01:01:34,000 Put it in here. 623 01:01:34,041 --> 01:01:36,708 - In here? - Yes, just... 624 01:01:36,750 --> 01:01:42,541 Oh no. I want another partner. 625 01:01:42,583 --> 01:01:47,833 - Why do you and Mom get the big tent? - And why are we so deep in the woods? 626 01:01:47,875 --> 01:01:50,625 - Yessir! - Yes! 627 01:01:50,666 --> 01:01:54,250 - Does it live in Africa? - No. 628 01:01:57,000 --> 01:02:00,958 - Does it live in... - Is it a... 629 01:02:01,000 --> 01:02:05,541 - Don't skip my turn. - We're in for a long night. 630 01:02:05,583 --> 01:02:09,583 - Is it a sea cow? - A what? 631 01:02:09,625 --> 01:02:13,000 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - I am. 632 01:02:13,041 --> 01:02:16,375 Does it live in the Swedish woods? 633 01:02:18,125 --> 01:02:21,666 - Does it live on the savannah? - No. 634 01:02:21,708 --> 01:02:24,125 It doesn't live on the savannah. 635 01:02:24,166 --> 01:02:27,291 If it doesn't live on the savannah nor in the Swedish woods - 636 01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:31,000 - it must be a cuckoo. A cuckoo. 637 01:02:31,041 --> 01:02:35,583 - A cookie? - A cuckoo. It's a bird. 638 01:02:35,625 --> 01:02:37,916 - Is that it? - No. 639 01:02:38,833 --> 01:02:42,083 - You're supposed to narrow it down. - Don't you get it? 640 01:02:42,125 --> 01:02:45,208 - I get it! - Does it live in the water? 641 01:02:45,250 --> 01:02:49,291 Each time I ask, I have one option less the next time. 642 01:02:49,333 --> 01:02:54,000 So now you're down to 1,224,000,000 animals. 643 01:02:54,041 --> 01:02:57,208 - Come on, Kasper. - A salmon. 644 01:03:22,958 --> 01:03:24,916 What's happening? 645 01:03:30,375 --> 01:03:32,208 - Are you crying? - Yes. 646 01:03:32,250 --> 01:03:34,166 Why? 647 01:03:35,875 --> 01:03:39,291 I think I've missed you, that's all. 648 01:03:49,833 --> 01:03:51,833 Me too. 649 01:04:07,875 --> 01:04:10,125 I've missed us. 650 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:14,541 For a long time. 651 01:04:19,333 --> 01:04:21,875 Maybe too long. 652 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:47,791 What do you have in store for us? Are we having a drink first? 653 01:04:47,833 --> 01:04:51,625 I spoke to a senior psychologist at a leading hospital - 654 01:04:51,666 --> 01:04:56,375 - about a chapter he entitled 'Harmful Consumption of Alcohol'. 655 01:04:56,416 --> 01:04:59,083 - For a longer period of time. - So you want us to stop? 656 01:04:59,125 --> 01:05:05,125 No. I'd like for us to examine the entire spectrum of alcohol. 657 01:05:05,166 --> 01:05:07,750 I mean, if we're to do a report? 658 01:05:07,791 --> 01:05:10,791 Skårderud talks about 'ignition'. 659 01:05:10,833 --> 01:05:14,125 After 7-10 units - 660 01:05:14,166 --> 01:05:18,166 - you either get tired and go home - 661 01:05:18,208 --> 01:05:23,333 - or you get a restless mouth: The more you get, the more you want. 662 01:05:23,375 --> 01:05:26,000 You want to drink anything all the time. 663 01:05:26,041 --> 01:05:30,000 I'd like for us to drink to the point of ignition... 664 01:05:30,791 --> 01:05:33,916 ... and beyond. 665 01:05:33,958 --> 01:05:37,833 I'm talking about the ultimate catharsis. 666 01:05:37,875 --> 01:05:40,125 Total oblivion. 667 01:05:40,166 --> 01:05:43,500 - I think I'm getting off here, boys. - Really? 668 01:05:43,541 --> 01:05:48,208 I think it's time to get back to my family. 669 01:05:48,250 --> 01:05:50,125 I'm game. 670 01:05:51,208 --> 01:05:56,583 - What are you up to? Are you drunk? - No, we're not. 671 01:05:56,625 --> 01:05:58,333 - Sure? - Yes. 672 01:05:58,375 --> 01:06:02,458 We're off to capoeira and then to my Dad's - 673 01:06:02,500 --> 01:06:06,333 - while you goof off or whatever the hell you do. 674 01:06:06,375 --> 01:06:09,291 Remember to shop for tomorrow. Fresh codfish. 675 01:06:09,333 --> 01:06:11,500 - Sure. - Fresh cod. 676 01:06:11,541 --> 01:06:14,916 Fresh cod it is. Bye, kids. 677 01:06:14,958 --> 01:06:17,291 Have fun at capoeira. 678 01:06:18,250 --> 01:06:20,916 - Fresh cod. - Fresh cod. 679 01:06:22,166 --> 01:06:25,458 - Coming, Tommy? - Yes. 680 01:06:25,500 --> 01:06:29,708 - Have we got everything? Booze? - It's all in here. 681 01:06:29,750 --> 01:06:34,083 We'll start with this. Peychaud's bitters. 682 01:06:34,125 --> 01:06:37,166 - Alcohol-free? - It's all alcohol! 683 01:06:37,208 --> 01:06:40,541 Seven, eight... Add four lumps of sugar. 684 01:06:40,583 --> 01:06:44,750 - Got it. - Crush them. We need some ice. 685 01:06:44,791 --> 01:06:48,000 - This is all very elaborate, isn't it? - No. 686 01:06:48,041 --> 01:06:50,875 We might as well drink surgical spirit, then. 687 01:06:50,916 --> 01:06:56,291 - What are you having? - Sazerac. 5 cl bourbon, 1 cl absinthe. 688 01:06:56,333 --> 01:06:59,375 The jazz musicians in New Orleans created it - 689 01:06:59,416 --> 01:07:02,166 - to look like a watered-down cocktail. 690 01:07:02,208 --> 01:07:05,666 But it's pure alcohol. I mean, it's... 691 01:07:05,708 --> 01:07:09,708 - Why do you rotate the glass? - To coat it with absinthe. 692 01:07:09,750 --> 01:07:12,000 Then add this. 693 01:07:13,500 --> 01:07:17,333 And now for the magic touch. Hand me the orange. 694 01:07:17,375 --> 01:07:22,875 You cut off a slice. The peel contains a fragrant oil. 695 01:07:22,916 --> 01:07:26,416 - I don't need it. - Oh yes. Just rub it on the edge. 696 01:07:26,458 --> 01:07:29,916 - Smell that. - I'll grab that. Is it all done? 697 01:07:29,958 --> 01:07:34,333 Hey, wait for the rest of us. Cheers. 698 01:07:38,625 --> 01:07:40,458 Holy crap! 699 01:07:40,500 --> 01:07:43,541 Well, what are we gonna write? 700 01:07:43,583 --> 01:07:45,541 Part 3. 701 01:07:49,958 --> 01:07:52,125 The maximum BAC. 702 01:07:52,166 --> 01:07:57,666 Study of high alcohol intake aspiring to reach maximum level - 703 01:07:57,708 --> 01:08:00,416 - with special focus on observation of - 704 01:08:00,458 --> 01:08:04,500 - emancipating psychological effects. 705 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:07,208 The study is conducted in private - 706 01:08:07,250 --> 01:08:11,375 - to avoid negative interference from and with the surroundings. 707 01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:15,250 - Here's another round. - Martin, don't you want a drink? 708 01:08:15,291 --> 01:08:18,375 - I'll pass. - Don't you want a drink? 709 01:08:18,416 --> 01:08:20,041 There you go. 710 01:08:24,083 --> 01:08:26,250 - See you. - Cheers. 711 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:32,333 Holy crap. I've never tasted anything like it. 712 01:08:33,916 --> 01:08:35,500 Holy crap. 713 01:08:35,541 --> 01:08:39,416 - It's fucking strong. - But also, good. 714 01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:43,458 Are you sure about that, Martin? 715 01:08:46,166 --> 01:08:47,875 There you go. 716 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,416 Holy crap. What is this? 717 01:08:52,458 --> 01:08:54,541 Cheers! 718 01:08:54,583 --> 01:08:56,250 Cheers. 719 01:09:35,208 --> 01:09:38,125 - How's the dancing? - Gone to hell. 720 01:09:38,166 --> 01:09:39,541 Martin! 721 01:09:45,458 --> 01:09:47,166 There we go. 722 01:09:50,625 --> 01:09:52,125 Cheers! 723 01:10:28,000 --> 01:10:29,916 Down, down, down. 724 01:10:29,958 --> 01:10:33,333 - I'm not downing it. Just a swig. - Cheers. 725 01:10:34,458 --> 01:10:37,375 We need to go higher. To the top! 726 01:10:59,250 --> 01:11:00,375 Martin. 727 01:11:07,041 --> 01:11:09,583 Where is the fresh codfish? 728 01:11:09,625 --> 01:11:13,291 I'm afraid we're out of fresh. We've only got frozen. 729 01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:16,541 Why haven't you got fresh cod - 730 01:11:16,583 --> 01:11:21,208 - when all months with an R in them are cod months?! 731 01:11:21,250 --> 01:11:23,375 Well, it may be in season... 732 01:11:23,416 --> 01:11:25,166 Hey! Hello! 733 01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,375 Hey, listen. 734 01:11:36,000 --> 01:11:40,625 I once caught a cod with my bare hands. I just grabbed it... 735 01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:44,833 - It was like... - There it is. 736 01:11:47,750 --> 01:11:49,750 - What the fuck are you doing? - It's right there. 737 01:11:49,791 --> 01:11:54,250 I'll catch a crab ... And I'll use the crab to catch the cod. 738 01:11:54,291 --> 01:11:58,541 We have to stick to the rules. 739 01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,416 Always put on a life jacket. 740 01:12:01,458 --> 01:12:04,125 Why can't you swim? You're a gym teacher. 741 01:12:04,166 --> 01:12:05,541 I teach gym, not... 742 01:12:05,583 --> 01:12:09,708 - Forget the cod. Let's go out. - Coming. 743 01:12:09,750 --> 01:12:12,375 - Come on. - Coming! 744 01:12:12,416 --> 01:12:16,833 - Peter! - Not again! 745 01:12:16,875 --> 01:12:19,250 Shut up! 746 01:12:21,000 --> 01:12:23,125 See you in town! 747 01:12:44,125 --> 01:12:47,708 Oh, what a jolly night! 748 01:13:08,625 --> 01:13:10,875 We gotta eat. Gotta eat. 749 01:13:10,916 --> 01:13:13,750 1,000 kroner for some fish 'n' chips. 750 01:13:13,791 --> 01:13:15,791 2,000... 3,000. 751 01:13:15,833 --> 01:13:19,083 Take your money. Drop it. 752 01:13:19,125 --> 01:13:21,791 So I'll eat it. 753 01:13:21,833 --> 01:13:23,416 Don't do that. 754 01:13:25,625 --> 01:13:29,500 - Karen, give me 47 47s. - That's a Christmas beer. 755 01:13:29,541 --> 01:13:31,333 47 47s! 756 01:13:31,375 --> 01:13:33,833 - Last round! - Tommy... 757 01:13:39,333 --> 01:13:44,291 You've had your fill of beer, dearie. Good night and sleep tight. 758 01:13:47,833 --> 01:13:50,708 Last round! 759 01:13:51,625 --> 01:13:54,458 Get down from there! 760 01:13:54,500 --> 01:13:58,041 He just wants to show us his jazz ballet moves. 761 01:13:58,916 --> 01:14:01,583 Dance...! 762 01:14:11,250 --> 01:14:13,500 Are you coming? 763 01:14:21,208 --> 01:14:23,208 Coming? 764 01:15:26,750 --> 01:15:31,375 Ew, Nikolaj, you just pissed! Gross! 765 01:15:31,416 --> 01:15:32,500 Aw! 766 01:15:32,541 --> 01:15:37,375 - What's happening, Mom? - Dad just peed in the bed. 767 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:41,291 - Ew, that's gross. - Christ, just how drunk are you? 768 01:15:41,333 --> 01:15:45,083 Hey, calm down. Do we even know... 769 01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:49,750 - Otto pees on me, too. - You're so far out. 770 01:15:49,791 --> 01:15:52,416 Let's go watch some TV. 771 01:15:53,708 --> 01:15:56,291 Is it time to get up? Now? 772 01:16:00,875 --> 01:16:04,416 - Nikolaj, what are you doing? - Checking to see if I can drive. 773 01:16:04,458 --> 01:16:07,791 Drive? That's the baby monitor! 774 01:16:09,000 --> 01:16:12,125 - Help me get up. - Hell no. 775 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:17,208 You're not fit to look after your kids anymore. 776 01:16:17,250 --> 01:16:21,416 There, there, sweetie. 777 01:16:21,458 --> 01:16:25,458 Deal with this mess by yourself. We're going to my sister's. 778 01:16:26,666 --> 01:16:28,833 Nikolaj, do you understand?! 779 01:16:58,500 --> 01:17:02,583 - Hello. It's the neighbor. - He's bleeding. 780 01:17:02,625 --> 01:17:08,125 - Look, go back in... - And bring Kenya. Get him up. 781 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:13,041 I can't... 782 01:17:13,083 --> 01:17:16,125 Come on, get up. 783 01:17:16,166 --> 01:17:18,583 I'll take him from here. 784 01:17:19,750 --> 01:17:23,875 - Hi, Jonas. - This isn't our house, Dad. 785 01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:25,625 Let's go home. 786 01:17:26,458 --> 01:17:30,458 - Just hang on... - Hey, take it easy. 787 01:17:32,708 --> 01:17:34,333 Okay. 788 01:18:18,625 --> 01:18:22,625 You have to explain to the children what happened, Martin. 789 01:18:25,000 --> 01:18:27,000 Okay. 790 01:18:29,416 --> 01:18:32,625 Well, I got a little drunk yesterday. 791 01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:42,458 But Dad, you've been drunk for a while, haven't you? 792 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:43,208 Yes. 793 01:18:44,458 --> 01:18:46,625 Everybody knows now, I think. 794 01:18:52,458 --> 01:18:56,291 - Please go to your rooms. - But we just sat down. 795 01:18:56,333 --> 01:18:58,125 Now. 796 01:19:11,833 --> 01:19:14,833 What's going on, Martin? 797 01:19:15,541 --> 01:19:18,375 I don't recognize you anymore. 798 01:19:19,291 --> 01:19:23,375 I haven't recognized you for a long time. 799 01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:28,541 We don't talk anymore. 800 01:19:30,666 --> 01:19:35,000 10 minutes on a vacation, and then you're gone again. 801 01:19:36,083 --> 01:19:38,541 - Says you. - Yes. 802 01:19:38,583 --> 01:19:41,583 You've been shutting me out for years. 803 01:19:42,500 --> 01:19:43,666 Okay. 804 01:19:43,708 --> 01:19:47,750 I couldn't care less if you drink with your friends. 805 01:19:47,791 --> 01:19:51,125 That's not the point. 806 01:19:51,166 --> 01:19:54,791 This entire country drinks like maniacs anyway. 807 01:19:55,750 --> 01:20:00,041 Don't you see that our problem is that you're never really present? 808 01:20:00,083 --> 01:20:02,583 You're completely invisible! 809 01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:08,041 And when you have fun, it's with someone other than me. 810 01:20:15,958 --> 01:20:20,375 Are you also having fun with someone other than me? 811 01:20:21,375 --> 01:20:25,625 Do you have fun with someone other than me? 812 01:20:29,000 --> 01:20:30,875 Martin, I couldn't just... 813 01:20:36,458 --> 01:20:40,125 I couldn't just sit here and wait for you. 814 01:20:44,041 --> 01:20:46,750 Don't sit here and wait for me. 815 01:20:46,791 --> 01:20:48,291 Just get out. 816 01:20:49,125 --> 01:20:51,708 Get out of here. 817 01:20:53,541 --> 01:20:55,000 Get out. 818 01:20:55,708 --> 01:20:58,666 Get the hell out of here! 819 01:20:58,708 --> 01:21:02,750 What the hell are you saying to me? What are you saying to me? 820 01:21:05,833 --> 01:21:08,875 Nobody has to wait for me. 821 01:21:10,958 --> 01:21:13,625 Nobody has to wait for me! 822 01:22:23,666 --> 01:22:29,916 Study of Skårderud's theory that man is born with an alcohol level 0.05% too low 823 01:22:29,958 --> 01:22:32,583 ends here... 824 01:22:46,041 --> 01:22:50,208 Due to immense, negative social effects - 825 01:22:50,250 --> 01:22:52,708 - and danger of ... 826 01:22:52,750 --> 01:22:56,625 Alcoholism. 827 01:23:41,375 --> 01:23:46,583 I've called for this extraordinary meeting on very unpleasant grounds. 828 01:23:46,625 --> 01:23:50,166 I hope you've had a nice Christmas break. 829 01:23:51,333 --> 01:23:54,666 I have received consistent reports that one or more of the faculty - 830 01:23:54,708 --> 01:23:59,125 - for some time now have been consuming alcohol on our premises. 831 01:23:59,166 --> 01:24:01,791 During the day. 832 01:24:04,291 --> 01:24:09,500 So far, I've dismissed it as pure fiction, but I... 833 01:24:10,500 --> 01:24:15,208 - I'm running late... - But... 834 01:24:33,041 --> 01:24:35,166 Tommy. 835 01:24:36,666 --> 01:24:40,125 - Tommy, what's up? - Just a little tired... 836 01:24:45,041 --> 01:24:48,666 - Maybe we should... - I'll sit down here. 837 01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:07,375 Too many students nowadays are little boys - 838 01:25:07,416 --> 01:25:11,500 - struggling to... 839 01:25:14,125 --> 01:25:17,083 Go ahead... Sorry. 840 01:25:22,958 --> 01:25:24,291 Tommy! 841 01:26:19,416 --> 01:26:21,416 Laban. 842 01:26:24,125 --> 01:26:30,000 Hey, Laban, did you see who stopped by, huh? 843 01:26:30,041 --> 01:26:31,458 Damn! 844 01:26:31,500 --> 01:26:36,416 Give me a hug, old buddy. 845 01:26:37,916 --> 01:26:42,125 - What the hell... did you clean up? - Yes. 846 01:26:42,166 --> 01:26:46,875 - There's some pasta in the fridge. - Do you want to join me? 847 01:26:46,916 --> 01:26:51,125 I'll... I'll just set the table. 848 01:26:52,125 --> 01:26:56,416 - I think I have a couple of cold ones. - Tommy... 849 01:26:56,458 --> 01:26:59,875 - Better leave them. - Yeah, better to leave them. 850 01:26:59,916 --> 01:27:04,416 That thing at school, what a mess. I won't do it again. 851 01:27:04,458 --> 01:27:08,041 I know I've been spaced out - 852 01:27:08,083 --> 01:27:11,250 - but boy, it's been fun. 853 01:27:12,208 --> 01:27:14,333 It did you good. 854 01:27:15,958 --> 01:27:20,958 You were all fired up and laid back at the same time. 855 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:24,833 - How's your back? - The same. 856 01:27:24,875 --> 01:27:29,791 It'll get better. Soon you'll be doing this and this. 857 01:27:30,958 --> 01:27:33,041 Tommy, take it easy. 858 01:27:33,791 --> 01:27:38,166 Yeah right. I'll take it easy. 859 01:28:01,416 --> 01:28:03,625 But Martin... 860 01:28:05,958 --> 01:28:08,833 You don't all have to stop by all the time. 861 01:28:08,875 --> 01:28:12,125 I'd rather you didn't. 862 01:28:12,166 --> 01:28:16,416 I've got a handle on things. I promise to call the school. 863 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,958 Okay. Fine. 864 01:28:20,708 --> 01:28:23,083 Let's keep in touch, okay? 865 01:28:37,333 --> 01:28:39,333 What? 866 01:28:42,750 --> 01:28:44,708 This isn't worth anything. 867 01:28:45,625 --> 01:28:47,625 What do you mean? 868 01:28:49,958 --> 01:28:52,666 You don't want this. 869 01:28:56,458 --> 01:28:59,833 But I'm rooting for you, Martin. 870 01:28:59,875 --> 01:29:02,208 And for Anika. You know? 871 01:29:03,875 --> 01:29:06,541 Martin and Anika. 872 01:29:08,083 --> 01:29:10,833 It's always been you two. 873 01:29:11,750 --> 01:29:14,666 And I know you love her, right? 874 01:29:16,291 --> 01:29:18,875 Chin up, old buddy. 875 01:29:18,916 --> 01:29:22,541 Promise me that? That's how I remember you. 876 01:29:25,583 --> 01:29:27,958 You can do anything. 877 01:29:28,958 --> 01:29:31,916 Okay. Thanks. 878 01:29:33,666 --> 01:29:36,416 But keep in touch, okay? 879 01:30:10,708 --> 01:30:12,000 Hi. 880 01:30:15,125 --> 01:30:16,833 Well... 881 01:30:25,500 --> 01:30:27,833 Would you like something? 882 01:30:31,166 --> 01:30:34,541 Hi. Would you like something to eat? 883 01:30:34,583 --> 01:30:38,000 Just a glass of white wine for me, please. 884 01:30:38,041 --> 01:30:42,125 - The house wine, yes. - Chilled. 885 01:30:42,166 --> 01:30:44,500 I'm not hungry. 886 01:30:48,291 --> 01:30:52,333 Kasper is okay with two birthday parties. 887 01:30:53,125 --> 01:30:55,541 - One at your place and one at mine. - Good. 888 01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:59,500 - So you could invite your mom. - I could do that. 889 01:31:02,750 --> 01:31:06,958 - That is why you wanted to meet, right? - Yes. 890 01:31:07,000 --> 01:31:10,958 I also wanted to... 891 01:31:11,000 --> 01:31:14,708 That's good. Fine. Good. 892 01:31:22,833 --> 01:31:25,083 I miss you. 893 01:31:25,875 --> 01:31:30,500 - I'd like to... - One glass of the house white wine. 894 01:31:35,583 --> 01:31:38,541 - I'd like to apologize. - Please... 895 01:31:42,250 --> 01:31:46,166 I haven't been okay for a long time. 896 01:31:48,208 --> 01:31:51,916 When I look at you now, I can't help thinking about - 897 01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:56,958 - how many years I've wasted on feeling like that. So I apologize. 898 01:31:58,708 --> 01:32:01,458 You said I'd pushed you away. 899 01:32:01,500 --> 01:32:04,500 - If that's true, then... - I can't do this. 900 01:32:04,541 --> 01:32:08,791 - It's the biggest mistake of my life. - I can't do this. 901 01:32:08,833 --> 01:32:12,250 I thought we were going to discuss Kasper's birthday and practicalities. 902 01:32:12,291 --> 01:32:14,750 I just want to... 903 01:32:17,708 --> 01:32:23,333 Talk about Kasper's birthday or practicalities, or else I'm leaving. 904 01:32:32,375 --> 01:32:35,750 Can I just say that - 905 01:32:35,791 --> 01:32:38,916 - I wish we were still together? 906 01:32:38,958 --> 01:32:42,458 Getting on with our lives. We always could. 907 01:32:42,500 --> 01:32:45,625 - That's a long time ago. - No, it isn't. 908 01:32:45,666 --> 01:32:48,208 Martin, that's a long time ago. 909 01:32:52,000 --> 01:32:55,625 We're not a 100 years old. I'm right here. 910 01:32:57,666 --> 01:33:01,041 You're right there looking so beautiful. 911 01:33:04,291 --> 01:33:07,000 It's not too late. We have many years. 912 01:33:10,791 --> 01:33:12,750 Anika... 913 01:33:14,250 --> 01:33:16,625 And I love you. 914 01:33:18,083 --> 01:33:20,208 I'm sorry. 915 01:33:20,250 --> 01:33:22,875 You love me? 916 01:33:31,250 --> 01:33:32,708 I can't. 917 01:33:38,083 --> 01:33:40,041 I'm sorry. 918 01:33:45,666 --> 01:33:47,125 Anika... 919 01:33:48,416 --> 01:33:51,041 - I have to go now. - Stay. 920 01:33:53,250 --> 01:33:55,791 Can't you wait a bit? 921 01:33:57,166 --> 01:33:59,625 Can I have my coat, please? 922 01:34:19,333 --> 01:34:23,083 - Good morning, Martin. - Good morning. 923 01:34:36,166 --> 01:34:39,333 So, you have a history exam. 924 01:34:42,041 --> 01:34:43,208 Well... 925 01:34:44,250 --> 01:34:48,250 I can't give you anymore, but then we have... 926 01:34:48,291 --> 01:34:52,041 We have covered some stuff. 927 01:34:52,833 --> 01:34:57,208 - Some stuff? Why do you say that? - What do you mean? 928 01:34:57,250 --> 01:35:02,000 - Haven't we covered everything? - Sure. 929 01:35:03,416 --> 01:35:06,083 It's like you changed gears. 930 01:35:07,083 --> 01:35:09,541 Yeah, I guess I did. 931 01:35:09,583 --> 01:35:11,458 We're totally ready. 932 01:35:14,291 --> 01:35:16,083 Okay. 933 01:35:16,125 --> 01:35:18,208 Thanks, Malthe. 934 01:35:19,125 --> 01:35:21,250 I'm glad to hear it. 935 01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:27,000 Well, happy studying. And good luck with the exam. 936 01:35:28,625 --> 01:35:31,333 Sebastian, you're next. 937 01:35:39,958 --> 01:35:42,500 Pick a number, please. 938 01:35:44,291 --> 01:35:47,583 - What number did you get? - Three. 939 01:35:49,291 --> 01:35:54,291 Sebastian. You didn't get your topic. It's Kierkegaard. 940 01:35:54,333 --> 01:35:57,500 - I can't. - Sure you can. 941 01:35:57,541 --> 01:36:02,041 - No. - Stop it. You'll do great. 942 01:36:03,833 --> 01:36:07,125 - Do you remember anything? - Not a thing. 943 01:36:07,166 --> 01:36:08,791 You're tensing up. 944 01:36:17,041 --> 01:36:20,583 - Drink this. - I thought you quit. 945 01:36:20,625 --> 01:36:24,666 Go on, take a swig. But don't make a habit of it. 946 01:36:25,666 --> 01:36:28,791 Have another swig. 947 01:36:29,541 --> 01:36:31,791 Give me some, too. 948 01:36:35,583 --> 01:36:38,083 Damn. It's force majeure. 949 01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:45,125 A human being, according to Kierkegaard - 950 01:36:45,166 --> 01:36:51,333 - is a synthesis of the spirit and the body. 951 01:36:57,083 --> 01:37:00,208 Sebastian, have a sip of water. 952 01:37:00,250 --> 01:37:03,250 Just to collect your thoughts. 953 01:37:20,583 --> 01:37:23,958 The concept of anxiety, was it? 954 01:37:26,000 --> 01:37:30,125 Well, Kierkegaard's concept of anxiety illustrates - 955 01:37:30,166 --> 01:37:36,875 - how a human being deals with the notion of failing. 956 01:37:36,916 --> 01:37:41,583 - And even more importantly? - With having failed. 957 01:37:41,625 --> 01:37:45,958 You must accept yourself as fallible - 958 01:37:46,000 --> 01:37:49,833 - in order to love others and life. 959 01:37:49,875 --> 01:37:53,250 Sebastian, can you give us an example? 960 01:37:54,083 --> 01:37:57,541 Yes. I myself have failed. 961 01:38:02,500 --> 01:38:05,333 Down you go. 962 01:38:06,250 --> 01:38:09,000 Come here, Laban. 963 01:38:36,083 --> 01:38:41,958 I love this variegated world 964 01:38:42,000 --> 01:38:47,000 despite its need and strife 965 01:38:47,958 --> 01:38:53,750 to me the Earth is beautiful 966 01:38:53,791 --> 01:38:58,250 as back in the patriarchs' time. 967 01:38:59,791 --> 01:39:05,916 I have cried like others from pain 968 01:39:05,958 --> 01:39:10,458 because my bubble burst... 969 01:39:11,166 --> 01:39:13,791 You got a B. 970 01:39:13,833 --> 01:39:17,416 But the bubble isn't the world 971 01:39:17,458 --> 01:39:22,541 it's not the world that's curst. 972 01:39:24,083 --> 01:39:26,375 Well done, Sebastian. 973 01:39:28,041 --> 01:39:32,458 Congratulations. Now get out there and party. 974 01:39:35,333 --> 01:39:41,208 If we had nothing to fight for 975 01:39:41,250 --> 01:39:47,583 what would then you and I be? 976 01:39:47,625 --> 01:39:53,208 And that's why I love this world 977 01:39:53,250 --> 01:39:59,000 despite its need and strife 978 01:39:59,041 --> 01:40:04,875 to me the Earth is beautiful 979 01:40:04,916 --> 01:40:10,000 as it was at creation's time. 980 01:41:25,833 --> 01:41:28,208 - Hi, Martin. - Hi, Peter. 981 01:41:30,416 --> 01:41:33,416 - Let's... I mean, as we're pallbearers. - Right. 982 01:43:00,708 --> 01:43:05,416 A lovely land is ours 983 01:43:05,458 --> 01:43:09,958 with beeches green about her 984 01:43:10,000 --> 01:43:18,000 encircled by the sea, encircled by the sea. 985 01:43:18,041 --> 01:43:22,583 Her hills and vales are manifold. 986 01:43:22,625 --> 01:43:27,583 Her name, of old, is Denmark 987 01:43:27,625 --> 01:43:31,250 and she is Freya's home 988 01:43:31,291 --> 01:43:34,916 and she is Freya's home. 989 01:44:31,166 --> 01:44:32,958 To Tommy. 990 01:44:47,916 --> 01:44:50,875 What would Tommy have done now? 991 01:45:13,333 --> 01:45:15,541 Hi. I've spoken to Kasper. 992 01:45:16,666 --> 01:45:19,208 - A table for three? - Thanks. 993 01:45:20,666 --> 01:45:25,875 - Would you like to start with a drink? - Well... 994 01:45:25,916 --> 01:45:28,125 A drink? 995 01:45:29,250 --> 01:45:32,541 I need a Juvé y Camps. 996 01:45:47,458 --> 01:45:50,166 - How are you doing? - Well... 997 01:45:51,208 --> 01:45:54,208 I think a lot about that guy. 998 01:46:05,708 --> 01:46:09,291 How are things at home? Has the dust settled? 999 01:46:09,333 --> 01:46:11,166 - I think so. - Great. 1000 01:46:11,208 --> 01:46:15,458 It's like we have a new kind of connection. 1001 01:46:15,500 --> 01:46:20,875 Really? Did the kids move out? Or are they sleeping through the night now? 1002 01:46:20,916 --> 01:46:24,375 Well, it helps that I've stopped wetting the bed. 1003 01:46:24,416 --> 01:46:28,000 It's the little things that make all the difference. 1004 01:46:28,041 --> 01:46:30,416 Good tip. 1005 01:46:30,458 --> 01:46:33,041 I think we're doing fine. 1006 01:46:33,083 --> 01:46:38,250 Even Amalie has finally admitted - 1007 01:46:38,291 --> 01:46:42,583 - that we've come a long way. 1008 01:46:42,625 --> 01:46:46,208 ... I miss you too 1009 01:46:47,625 --> 01:46:52,333 - I'll have some more shrimps. - Why do shrimps have roe, anyway? 1010 01:46:52,375 --> 01:46:56,416 - Nobody likes it. - I could live on roe. 1011 01:46:57,166 --> 01:47:01,500 - Are you scared of getting fat? - Not at all. 1012 01:47:01,541 --> 01:47:07,083 After three dinner dates with that woman, you're all cocky. Did you hear? 1013 01:47:07,125 --> 01:47:10,625 - Peter's dating some broad. - Who? 1014 01:47:10,666 --> 01:47:13,166 - Did you go to the Christmas bash? - Yes. 1015 01:47:13,208 --> 01:47:15,916 She was interested in church modes. 1016 01:47:15,958 --> 01:47:20,291 So I took her to the woodwork room and put her in a clamp - 1017 01:47:20,333 --> 01:47:25,083 - and then I gave her a bit of the old D sharp... 1018 01:47:25,125 --> 01:47:27,625 You're so lame! 1019 01:47:27,666 --> 01:47:30,916 It's that little pottery sub, you know. 1020 01:47:30,958 --> 01:47:35,583 Pottery?! She's a skilled art teacher. 1021 01:47:36,875 --> 01:47:38,750 But she is. 1022 01:47:38,791 --> 01:47:42,583 - Why do you call her little? - She is little. 1023 01:47:43,708 --> 01:47:46,458 A lot... 1024 01:47:46,500 --> 01:47:49,666 My mouth is so dry I could sandblast a bike. 1025 01:47:49,708 --> 01:47:53,791 Waiter! We'd like the wine list. 1026 01:47:58,375 --> 01:48:00,416 There come the graduates. 1027 01:48:00,458 --> 01:48:04,083 You're right! There come our graduates! 1028 01:48:06,583 --> 01:48:09,125 Congratulations! 1029 01:48:23,500 --> 01:48:28,625 I think Tommy is rooting for you and me. 1030 01:48:40,375 --> 01:48:44,000 Me too... 1031 01:49:05,583 --> 01:49:07,000 Cheers! 1032 01:49:26,916 --> 01:49:29,125 What are you doing?! 1033 01:49:42,250 --> 01:49:44,916 Did you see them throwing me into the air? 1034 01:49:44,958 --> 01:49:47,500 They threw me into the air. 1035 01:49:51,291 --> 01:49:54,625 Down! Down! Down! 1036 01:50:09,875 --> 01:50:11,833 Martin. 1037 01:50:12,958 --> 01:50:16,708 Now is the time. Let's dance! Come on. 1038 01:50:17,166 --> 01:50:21,833 Now! Show me the old moves. 1039 01:52:44,958 --> 01:52:48,333 A film by THOMAS VINTERBERG 1040 01:52:50,625 --> 01:52:55,000 For IDA